go to an IDM club. score some Absinthe. get into a fight with soccer hooligans and WIN. make out with an older, italian woman. go to a pub and pass out in your fish and chips. come h...

All good, 'cept This might involve adding in stops at Ibiza, Prague, York & Dublin to get full affect I'm afraid.

Nah, not really. It's more easily obtainable than I've let on.