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theremin Nov 30, 2007

Meet a future American President

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

okay, to be honest, i didn't know the answer.... But.... if this was my daughter, I would absolutely, positively, blow my brains out. As a parent, I would know that I failed at life, and it is no longer worth living.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

outside the studio i would make a huge fire pit... so i could throw all the morons in it.

she'd definitely go in there.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

yeah that's a good plan too, i mean i guess the parents can keep on living.. i guess

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