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juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

Time is going by really really really really really really really slow, I think i'm dying

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

HAHAHAHAHAAH thats rad

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

okay. that is the worst news show i've ever seen. there's a dumb MONOCHROME pregnant chick who can't even talk straight, a strange white dog with it's face on the counter, a old gray newscaster dude with spikey hair making cracks that aren't funny. we need an F16 to strafe those coordinates, STAT!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

yeah that dog is begging for a treat laced with rat poison

iwz iwz

i was just going to post the same thing. but you beat me to it. ugh.

funny phone call though.

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