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brotherman Dec 13, 2007

Sometimes I think I'd rather fight off a pack of wolves than deal with whiney kids. LOL!

fivezero Dec 13, 2007

i keep telling you... i'll come in there with ninja stars and a katana. make some child sushi!

brotherman Dec 13, 2007

wow... Graphic aren't we... I was thinking of pawning them off to a sweatshop in Thailand.

brotherman Dec 13, 2007

At least then I make some money. hehe...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

I say go for the dunk tank. two screaming kids on one pedestal. dollar for a ball. instant income.

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