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the best american nonrequired reading 2007. edited by dave eggers.
just a random collection of funny and great journalism from the last year that students collected. including a collecting of the best horse names whose owners don't thingk they'll win. including "daddy drinks because i'm slow, god please run faster" and others. also includes one of the most hysterical things i've ever read. a high school commencement speak given by conan o'brien.his advice to not grow a goatee b/c its just a beard with low self esteem. don't sign yearbooks keep in touch. he signed. keep squashing those alligator heads senor cinnamon pants to ensure that they kept in touch. good read.

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