I saw a gay emo kid in Austin last weekend.

he was gay?

I could tell by his body language and heard him speak. Enough said.

what if you have the same body language and tone of voice as a gay person. does that mean you're gay? :P

Yes it would. But... I'm a man's man. So no worries.

man's man? you can say boyfriend dude, how long have you guys been a couple?

You're my man remember?

you wish... lets be honest, if i WERE gay, dont you think i could get WAY hotter then you? duhhhh

you guys are both pretty gay and in eachother...OOOOHHHHH burned!

Alex, don't make me twist you into a pretzle.

you like pretszels don't you, fatboy?

I like showing lil punks like you who the alpha male really is.

that sounds kinda perverted and nasty....in a homo type of way.