i wonder if 'god bless you' is in there. this lady at the pizzaria got really upset that i didn't say it after she sneezed.

my mom said that when worldly people sneeze around her, to alleviate the weirdness she will say something like, oh my, do you have a cold? (or allergies). Something like that-it helps draw attentio...

you could always say: "according to your pagan beliefs, I hope your non-existent immortal soul goes back inside your body". I mean, that's what I do