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ilikebirds Apr 23, 2003

maybe one day i'll stop wiping my butt with wads of hand folded thin paper... maybe some stupid butt cleaning robot will do it for me. it's about time. geez people. forget aids. forget world hunger...

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

u still use paper?

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