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ilikebirds Apr 23, 2003

maybe one day i'll stop wiping my butt with wads of hand folded thin paper... maybe some stupid butt cleaning robot will do it for me. it's about time. geez people. forget aids. forget world hunger...

deanh77 Apr 24, 2003

"He doesn't know how to use the 3 shells.. heheheh"

seit2see Apr 27, 2003

dean what movie is that??? i can't for the life of me remember but that line is so familiar

deanh77 Apr 27, 2003

I'll give you a hint: Sandra Bullock.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

if you put a line through the Ls in her name it spells buttock. haha. im tired

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

hahahahaahahahaha! so funny.

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