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forrestina May 12, 2003

did anyone see the boy with the tail? how about the ticket guy? what a charmer! i asked him if he always spoke smut around ladies

thefunkyfresh May 12, 2003

i asked him if he was free next weekend at all

forrestina May 12, 2003

and his response?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

he was about to answer when i batted him with a pipe over his bald crusty the clown head

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

sorry i missed that did you mark his head up with his sharpie too?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

stupid sharpie i had one in my car, i could have gotten in for FREEEEEE

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

hahaha did you have a blue one

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

no it was black but i doubt it REALLY would have mattered, ok...i met these girls over the weekend who were convinced gianluca was the man of their dreams...so weird

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

are you serious?? did you hook it up for him

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

heck no. definitely not. why would i do that?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

you didn't say there was something wrong with the girls...

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