i once called Napoleon "Nappy". because of his hair. you know he wore a doo-rag? I did a major thesis statement on this. i didn't do well, as you could probably imagine.

that's the first time i saw the word 'doo-rag' spelled out...

i think it's spelled du-rag

I think NOT! Get your Do-Rag here.

the world will never know. i went to the mall today, and i saw it spelled du-rag. i have no clue wat to believe

What mall are you going to? More specifically, what store? Do they have this giant display of du-rags?

you mean du-rag do-rags...

i always thought it was spelled dew-rag because it soaked up all the sweat. im kinda glad its not that

what are you trying to say? That the people who wear these "do-rags" sweat alot? Hoooooo hoooo, boooy, you are stepping on thiiiin ice

i thought they were to protect from chafing

theyreto keep your hair protected, especialy if you are trying to protect your waves

oh, so it's do as in hair-do then?

ohhhh that makes sense!!

tina will FINALLY be able to sleep tonight! hey tina did you know that if you drop a clock into a black hole, it ticks slower and slower because time slows down, but if you were holding the clock, ...

wow! im so impressed (this is being said the a sarcastic undertone)