yo i gotta talk to you

who me?

not this time bub

who you calling bub, bub?

you bubber nubber

i dont even wanna KNOW what that means...

nothing bad just a spin on nutter butter

yea sure... although... mmmm those things are the BOMB! actually, those vienna finger cookies.. awww, i could eat those forever...

they're my dad's fave cookie which is why i use my nabisco hookup to get them ;)

hmm, so that means you can hook me up too?!?!?!?!?

the option is always there

really... hmmmm, so next time we meet at a show in the middle of nowhere Warwick, i can get a package of Vienna Fingers?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

haha sure i'll start carrying them in my trunk

hmm, what happens if we meet and you dont have your car??? no... just carry a backpack and walk around with that all day...

yo mike she's gonna hook you up for free the first time, next thing you know you'll be selling your shirt to get more...come on man where's the diet plan...

dont listen to this kid mike he doesn't know where he lives

whaaa? i know where i live...YOU don't know how to get out of my town. wacko.

out of and into are two entirely different things. you need to live practically off of a street named after you like me then things would be right.

yeah good job. you live off spring valley road. moron.

actually it's Forrest Ave and then it turns into Maywood Ave. thank you for playing. sorry we're out of parting gifts.

so wait, how many cookies do i get then?

apparantly dan (your wanna-be personal trainer) doesn't want you to get any, but me (your fat influence) says you can have as many as you can carry.

lol, my fat influence... hahaha great as if i dont have ENOUGH of those... lol thanks forrestina... thank you SOO much

anything i can do to increase the fat of the community =D

yea, well help yourself to a vienna finger if youd please.

i made cheescake swirl brownies last night and ravioli with cream sauce bacon onions and peas...how's that for fat!

wow, now THAT sounds good... when i first started hard core dieting my grandma came over and made a huuuuuuuge thing of ravioli and meatballs and sausage and ugg... yea, i had to cheat and eat that...

i only eat bad on weekends.

yea, ill eat some things on the weekends too... but not too much