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malibu May 29, 2003

how exactly does one steal a best friend? i would like to know and practice on people. it may be a good job skill to have.

thatdarngirl May 30, 2003

Are you going to try and steal one of my best friends?

skaorsk8 May 30, 2003

oooo someone steal cerrato he's always buggin me

thatdarngirl May 30, 2003

I guess we'll (malibu and I) take him..it's really not a fair trade, you should be giving me like lots of money for that one.

skaorsk8 May 30, 2003

hey come on you get a skinny kid AND a gti! i should be asking for payment from YOU! (but i'm not.)

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

How about I just take the gti and we call it even?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

deal. except you have to tell cerrato you won his GTI in a bet.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I'm sure he won't be upset at all because I'll say he can have my '85 volvo! It's in beautiful condition and you only have to turn the music up to level 18 so you can't hear the muffler.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hmmm i bet that must be quite a hot item on the black market.

"and the number 98th most stolen car...a 1985 4 door volvo sedan. theives like these because they feel safe inside, due to the extreme volume of the muffler, they KNOW no one will approach them."

Should be a commerercial.

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