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bozo bozoFounder

I don't know guys. I think its a pretty cool thing. If its a scam it will only cost you $30, it could be worse. And who knows, maybe that will be really worth something some day, when people colonize. Or what if, more reasonably, you buy an acre, after so me time, they run out of acres, people are going nuts to buy them for like thousands of dollars... you could make some cash. I wouldn't be suprised either, b/c remember "tickle me elmo", or "the beenie baby craze," just the fact that people will buy elvi s' ol d underwear. They don't know if they are really his. Honestly Now. ^

iwz iwz

haha, a post from my brother.. see you back here in 4 months dude! haha

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

that was very profound. in fact, it made me quite hungry for some peanut butter and jelly IN THE SAME JAR!!

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003

lol i remember someone did stand-up about that. how lazy can you get? putting peanut butter and jelly in the same jar? geez

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

man...you mean, I gotta open TWO jars?? and who KNOWS how many SPOONS!!!

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003

lol! yah that too

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i made it up. all of it.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

stop!, he might believe you.. That was definately brian regan there tweety bird.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

"what if god was one of us...blue blue blue, blue blue blue..."


Yeah, i wrote that.

malibu malibuOG 2001

what is that from? i seem to remember that mind-numbing tune.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 malibu

The mocking version is from Austin Powers 2. Doctor Evil sings it. The original song was from that nasty girl who was a one hit wonder around the same time that Alanis Morsett was popular (not like Alanis Morsett isn't still popular..she is the man)

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder thatdarngirl

ya mean joan osbourne?, i thought she was kinda hot...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 rocksupastar

you did??? seriously? wow. that's unusual. i always thought carrie fisher was hot.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 skaorsk8

Carrie Fisher from 1977 was a thirty cent peice

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder fivezero

dude carrie fisher was MUCHO hot... nows shes weird looking

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 rocksupastar

now that she's not in a gold bikini chained to jabba?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 forrestina

I always wanted that outfit..

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 thatdarngirl

i wanted jabba what a hot piece

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 forrestina

i think i'm gonna be sick

malibu malibuOG 2001 ok4now

yeah see i wanted to say something to that, but really what can you say. "yeah i like fat, ugly, alien mobsters too?"

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 malibu

you left out stinky

malibu malibuOG 2001 ok4now

that would imply that i was there. were you?

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 malibu

what! u think leia turned her head cuz his breath smelled like beautiful flowers?

malibu malibuOG 2001 ok4now

no it was because she was looking for luke so that he could come and see his beautiful dentistry work

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 malibu

ok, u caught me...i was there.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 malibu

I heard this thing on Mtv the other day about what a sick pervert Lucas is. Follow this. He has leia kiss luke in the first movie. And he's all like 'man i want her.' He claims he already had all the movies planned out..so why then does he have them find out their siblings in the third movie? Incest all the way.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 thatdarngirl

wait a minute...did they really kiss in the first one? wasn't it more like a peck on the cheek?

Yeah, it was just a kiss on the cheek. BUT if they weren't in such dire circumstances at the moment maybe it could have been more. AND DUH! I just remembered that in Empire Strikes Back she kisses him full on the lips to make Han jealous.

malibu malibuOG 2001 thatdarngirl

hahahah, you were watching i love the 80's weren't ya?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 malibu

Yes I was..it was cracking me up! One guy was so upset about the incest.

malibu malibuOG 2001 thatdarngirl

it sooo funny to see the comedians and everyone making fun of everything that happens. i love that show!!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 malibu

absolutetly the best

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003

yeah! that guy, thanks dude!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

can life get better? i submit that it cannot!!1

iwz iwz

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