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malibu Jun 4, 2003

is it just me or does everyone also have an uncle jimmy?

thatdarngirl Jun 4, 2003

My uncle jimmy is great! He looks so much like my dad and suffers from MCS (Middle Child Syndrum)

forrestina Jun 4, 2003

what are symptoms of MCS? do all middle children have it? can i make a self diagnosis?

malibu Jun 4, 2003

the basic symptoms are: you're a middle child and you act extremely retarded. that is how the club was formed. if you don't make a self-diagnosis, i'm sure others will gladly offer to place you i...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

haha to anyone near you i say the same thing i said to my sister the other night regarding my other sister "i believe she has something large wedged in her rear end please remove the obstruction so we can continue peaceably"

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