(not really related, but)

Getting Married Young

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to
marry
the little girl across the street. The father,
being
modern and well-schooled in handling children,
hid his
smile behind his hand.

"That's a serious step," he said, "Have you
thought it
out completely?"

"Sure," his young son answered. "We can spend one
week
in my room and the next in hers. It's right
across the
street, so I can run home if I get lonely in the
night."

"How about transportation?" the father asked.

"I have my wagon and we both have our tricycles,"
the
little boy answered.

The boy had answers to every question the father
raised. Finally, in exasperation, the man sked,
"What
about babies? When you're married, you're likely
to
have babies, you know."

"We've thought about that too", the little boy
replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every
time
she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it."