ehhh. that's a good thing to ask. i have been listening to jason mraz because the whole album is really good. in like a "i want to be dave matthews band but with actual talent and not all my songs ...

can we please not diss dave?

word, if you're not going to drive over TWO bridges to jersey to hear my number 2 talk, i'm going to rip dave and his bald heads and bad dancing skills as much as i want!

dan, i was in the back school...i saw the whole talk...you gave the one about mary...i was there...you did great...and that whole shaving in the bathroom at fridays was interesting as well

what the HEEEEEEECK are you talking about?? i think that i gave the number 2 talk. it was good.

okay okay, i missed the talk...but dont pretend you dont know anything about inviting me into the mens bathroom at fridays to watch you shave

holy cow. you LI girls have overactive imaginations. ridiculous.

i hate you dan. You have no recollection of your text msg's last night? I have written proof on this one. ohhhhhh, maybe you were a bit too liquored up to recall

oh dan you drunkard . alcohol abuse isn't cool man. it's down right amazing.

hahaha i didn't drink. come on man. i can't drink during the week. or on the weekend.

yea sure. what the 2 or 3 times you've called me totally hammered asking for directions ? you dont even remember do you ? typical

wait. those weren't requests for directions. they were insults directed to your fellow bird-like friends.

i love you.

i love drunk hill too