you hate birds? ....thats why you got into an accident. birds deserve admiration. point is... you're safe. and i have nice ankles.
dude, girls with nice ankles are rare
i don't think my ankles are all that bad
is that the coolest part of a girls body? her ankles? i really had no idea.
it was news to me, i am gonna start rubbing lotion into my ankles now to increase my market value
thats what i was thinking. hahah in Glamour magazine the other day they were talking about the understated sexy parts of a girl. the shoulders were one (i agree) but sadly the clavicle bone was missing.
The clavicle bone is the best, though I do enjoy my shoulders. I don't know what guys are thinking with this whole T&A thing. Though, if ankles are in I am doomed, my feet are my downfall.
the clavicle is KEY
isn't it? i've had this discussion with many people. i had one guy tell me that it was the most disgusting thing he'd ever heard and why would that be cool, but i think its beautiful.
not to change the subject, but dryer sheets are key. and i personally like eyes and hands. but not on girls, i don't care about girls.
you know, now that we are on dryer sheets, in a pinch, those work as a great air freshener for the car. stash them under the seat...your car will smell like clean in about an hour.
oh my gosh yeah, i obsess over that smell. i have air fresheners and candles in that scent. bizarrely enough i even have a bottle of perfume in laundromat smell. smells like a dryer sheet. just like heaven.
you should lotion up the crease in front of your elbow and behind your knee too. not that it increases your market value or anything... but just in case they are dry.. you want them moisturized , plus it feels funny.
that is just sick
however i think a girl with bad ankles is nothing in comparison to a guy with nasty toes.
with hair his toes? i hate guys that wear socks with their sandals. in california i hear it okay, but it really isn't.
i was thinking more along the lines of toe nail fungus or even long nails. i know that i am a nut when it comes to what my feet and hands look like, but c'mon, it takes only a couple of minutes.
birds carry the west nile virus AND they look at you with scary eyes like they want to attack you and gouge out your eyes...
no, those are mosquitos. birds are the things that have feathers and wake up real early to eat worms. but not all of them , the lazy ones just die a lot.
haha, you are sounding like andrew. he swears our parakeet is eyeing his juglar and he will wake up one day with it attached to his neck trying to kill him.
no. thats just you attached to his neck trying to kill him. isn't 'parakeet' his nickname for you.. and isn't your nickname for him " puggy bear"
metophorically yes, i'm sucking the lifeblood, aka money, out of him. but i need to keep him alive so he can keep the dough rollin. isn't "puggy bear" the plastic "imitation person" you sleep with?
yea.. i named it after drew. it's cool.