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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea i know what you mean... one time.. i was at an all you can eat buffet..and i told myself.. i want to eat the whole buffet.. but day after day.. i'd keep failing. but i prayed .. and prayed. then one day. i went in .. and ate the whole buffet. and everyone in the place. it was neat.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i remember that. except it wasn't a buffet. it was a lot of ribs. and protein bars. whooohooo.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

You must have been so proud...however I don't think those kind of prayers are answered by Jehovah, maybe it was Satan. You glutton.

ballyhoo ballyhooOG 2001

one time i ate a whole asian kid. not much meat though.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea but did you pray for it ? no. so i win. you lose. mexicans rule.

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