Likes: Relations and birds. But most definately not relations with birds.
Hates : Having to wipe my butt with wads of tissue paper given the cute little name of 'Toilet Paper'. WHen it should really be called 'The thinnest imaginable piece of paper to wipe your dirty dirty butt with'.
Relations as in with best friends, cause i know you cant mean the other way, your not a married man, you can not love what you do not know... ha ha, j/k :)