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Love


  • my family
  • playing sports
  • wasting time at work on eZabel and playing fantasy sports
  • football season!!
  • watching "the state"
  • going to see brian regan
  • food
  • hearing an awesome talk at the KH
  • playing/listening to music
  • Playing Madden
  • hanging out with friends
  • really cool espionage dreams where i save the world and get the girl
  • making fun of danhill for his hilarious milk allergy, and having a good laugh all around at the expense of his ego



Hate


  • Country western music
  • retarded movies (basically anything that my family rents or anything mike tries to drag me to see)
  • stupid, inbred people that live only to make your existence a living hell
  • sitting on the toilet, reaching for the toilet paper... but some MORON didn't replace the empty roll!! Alex, i'm going to KILL YOU!!
  • Whiney emo songs about getting dumped
  • Whiney people complaining to me about all their stupid problems that I don't care about and that are their fault in the first place
  • stupid "punk" music like blink 182, simple plan, avril levine, etc.
  • two-faced people (a.k.a. "fake J-dubs")
  • dumb kids that try to act like they're from the ghetto, when they're really from the meadow.
  • Lists

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

wait, you don't hate your orange shorts??? i'm almost impressed.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

oh! thank you dan, i remembered one more thing i love

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

if you burned those shorts, it would be ok with me. it's a sad reminder of the day you first discovered i was allergic to cheese and mocked me from dusk to dark. :(

tinser tinserOG 2002

dan, i think you are just jealous because you don't own a pair of cool orange shorts...orange is the coolest!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

umm... dusk IS dark.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

no it's not. moron. dusk is when the sun goes down. dark is when you can't see anything.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

so intuitively then... dusk is dark

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i can't believe we are having this conversation. just because the sun has set, you can still see. until it's dark. i think you live in a bubble. like truman.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i know i can't believe we are arguing over this because i amd so obviously right! if the sun has set, it's dark

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 thefunkyfresh

um... dan, ur a retard its suposed to be "dawn to dusk" ... i think ur lack of a finger impairs ur thinking sometimes... JK JK I HEART YOU DAN HILL!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder yodasucka

yeah get your expressions straight... DANNNNN

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 thefunkyfresh

yo watch it kelly...you don't scare me. ian, please prove i'm right.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 skaorsk8

::puts on ian mask:: dum de dum de dum, everyones using the reply links, all is well in my vast empire...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 fivezero

hHAHAHAH so true. he is easily pleased.

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