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thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

Love


  • my family
  • playing sports
  • wasting time at work on eZabel and playing fantasy sports
  • football season!!
  • watching "the state"
  • going to see brian regan
  • food
  • hearing an awesome talk at the KH
  • playing/listening to music
  • Playing Madden
  • hanging out with friends
  • really cool espionage dreams where i save the world and get the girl
  • making fun of danhill for his hilarious milk allergy, and having a good laugh all around at the expense of his ego



Hate


  • Country western music
  • retarded movies (basically anything that my family rents or anything mike tries to drag me to see)
  • stupid, inbred people that live only to make your existence a living hell
  • sitting on the toilet, reaching for the toilet paper... but some MORON didn't replace the empty roll!! Alex, i'm going to KILL YOU!!
  • Whiney emo songs about getting dumped
  • Whiney people complaining to me about all their stupid problems that I don't care about and that are their fault in the first place
  • stupid "punk" music like blink 182, simple plan, avril levine, etc.
  • two-faced people (a.k.a. "fake J-dubs")
  • dumb kids that try to act like they're from the ghetto, when they're really from the meadow.
  • Lists

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

wait, you don't hate your orange shorts??? i'm almost impressed.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

oh! thank you dan, i remembered one more thing i love

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

if you burned those shorts, it would be ok with me. it's a sad reminder of the day you first discovered i was allergic to cheese and mocked me from dusk to dark. :(

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

dan, i think you are just jealous because you don't own a pair of cool orange shorts...orange is the coolest!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

umm... dusk IS dark.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

no it's not. moron. dusk is when the sun goes down. dark is when you can't see anything.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

so intuitively then... dusk is dark

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i can't believe we are having this conversation. just because the sun has set, you can still see. until it's dark. i think you live in a bubble. like truman.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i know i can't believe we are arguing over this because i amd so obviously right! if the sun has set, it's dark

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 · thefunkyfresh

um... dan, ur a retard its suposed to be "dawn to dusk" ... i think ur lack of a finger impairs ur thinking sometimes... JK JK I HEART YOU DAN HILL!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder · yodasucka

yeah get your expressions straight... DANNNNN

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 · thefunkyfresh

yo watch it kelly...you don't scare me. ian, please prove i'm right.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 · skaorsk8

::puts on ian mask:: dum de dum de dum, everyones using the reply links, all is well in my vast empire...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 · fivezero

hHAHAHAH so true. he is easily pleased.

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