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thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

one more thing i love: CHILDREN!! i love children... GIRL children, between the ages of 18 and 25

reaf reafOG 2002

ha ha ha ha ha ha, Im like wow, a guy that likes kids, and then im like Oh, i see how it is!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

lol, i do love kids, but i love other people's kids. that way when they start acting bad i can just tell their mom to take their brat back

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

I like children...fried. I like children if they are properly cooked.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i like them pan seared and tossed in a tomato-basil sauce over angel hair pasta, with a...few breadsticks..

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

you kids and your cannibalism!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

hey i never said i'd EAT them-i'm a vegetarian now

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

you're a vegetarian that lives on slurpee's...what kind of diet is that...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

hey i haven't had one in at least 4 days

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