no. it's only because we love you. but you can try this. call her up .. and when she picks up .. immediately hang up. Do this two more times... and the 4th time.. say..in a deep scary voice " i missss youuu "... and " i'm gonna geeeett youuuu "
this way.. she'll call you up.. saying " dude some guy is stalking me " and you get all angry and say " i'll kill him "... and then 5 hours later you call back and say " done. i killed him." and then she thinks you're her hero. when really... it's me.
hahahaa. sticks made of thai.