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exitstageleftOG 2003 ·

yeah...i'm new here. and at the risk of sounding horribly stupid, what exactly is the point of this flash mob thing?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

for the same reason that i'm yellow. and you're not. i just dont know i guess because my parents were yellow. and thus i was born yellow. it's like aids. if your parents have it.. you'll get it.

bozo bozoFounder ·

and now that we all understand inside and out the innerworkings of heredity... what is the point of this?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

T is for turtle. turtle turtle. am i too turtley for you turtle boy. turtle turtle

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

From the I hate Birds Cambodian Archives...

Me dominating the steel horse. Well, plastic, but still. I was born to ride. Baaddd to the booone. And especially when you have striped socks. I mean come on, that just screams, "I'm TOUGH."

Speaking of which, how did they ever lock up those old SALOONS-you know, with the flapping little doors. I guess they were open 24/7 .

"I was recently released from solitary confinement after being held therein for thirty-seven months. The silence system was imposed upon me and if I even whispered to the man in the next cell resulted in being beaten by guards, sprayed with chemical mace, black jacked, stomped, and thrown into a strip cell naked to sleep on a concrete floor without bedding, covering, wash basin, or even a toilet....I know that thieves must be punished, and I don't justify stealing even though I am a thief myself. But now I don't think I will be a thief when I am released. No, I am not rehabilitated either. It is just that I no longer think of becoming wealthy or stealing. I now only think of killing -- killing those who have beaten me and treated me as if I were a dog. I hope and pray for the sake of my own soul and future life of freedom that I am able to overcome the bitterness and hatred which eats daily at my soul. But I know to overcome it will not be easy."

Mod Edit (I Make Tprte!): Editing this post for capitalisation and punctuation.

Mod Edit (PokeDigiManiac): Punctuation, grammar, and capitalization. Yes, it took two mods to fix this. And this is so silly and pointless!

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