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forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

so you're the boss AND the government

tinser tinserOG 2002

ian is big brother

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

actually, if he wanted to, he could take our writing style and abilities, attitudes, preference trends, poll results, along with the usual times we post and other personal data determinable here on the site to figure out with startling accuracy exactly what kind of people we are!

tinser tinserOG 2002

wow, i'm getting really scared...what if ian is running our lives for us?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

how do we know that he isn't doing that already? i, for one, did not choose to drive to long island yesterday. yet, i ended up there, somehow!

tinser tinserOG 2002

and i didn't choose to go to work today....but i went! He's making me work...what a loser! STOP IT IAN!!

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