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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 offtopic

I prefer MAyonnaise. it's so good sometimes. but like most things white with a hint of yellow... too much is gross.

ballyhoo ballyhooOG 2001 offtopic

i have to agree. i personally like it slathered all over a triple cheeseburger with a side of dirty underwear salad. its a real treat.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

oh you eat that stuff ? i only like to bathe in mayonnaise. it's great.
all things float.. not only my rubber ducky.. but my sheep too. he likes splashing around in mayonnaise. sometimes he's a real jerk and splashes mayonnaise in my face... and i yell " hey sheep.. you hurt my eyes " and it goes " baaaaaaa " and i say " aww i can't be mad at you long.. " and he goes " baaaaa " and then i hug him. and eat him.

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003

ROFL

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i...just...never know what to say..

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