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ilikebirds Aug 22, 2003

his books are pretty good. seriously read them . if you want to feel intelligent. somewhat.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 stupid

You mean we can aspire to be intelligent like you if we read books by a guy who has a name that sounds like a 7-11 employee of the month?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hey! you have to work really hard to be the 7-11 employee of the month!

malibu malibuOG 2001

yeah dan is still trying to accomplish this.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

I hear that chicks really dig a guy who can work a slurpee machine.

malibu malibuOG 2001

everytime we go to the beach at least 5 people have to leave and go get slurpees. i just don't get it. i love the slurpees but desert the beach? are you crazed???

tinser tinserOG 2002

i'm convinced that somebody always spikes my slurpees...i always go crazy when i drink them

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

never but vodka in a blue slurpee... you think it's good.. but then you realize that a slurpee is 80% ice. so you're drinking blue watered down vodka. ewww

malibu malibuOG 2001

wow. thanks for that helpful tip.

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