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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 funny

i dont know. never heard this one before. i just always hear " darn it can we stop being friends and date already"... NO!

tinser tinserOG 2002

i'm going to marry ty...he promised me i could be his 3rd wife

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

he's only interested in you because you're short

tinser tinserOG 2002

that doesn't make any sense though, he told me that you were going to be wife number 2...so it can't be a short thing.

tinser tinserOG 2002

oh, look at that....i got a special instant message promoting me to wife number one...sorry dan, guess that means your wife number 3

malibu malibuOG 2001

i found this very funny and with the funny tag attatached to it i finally knew why.... its just funny.

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