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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 funny ·

i dont know. never heard this one before. i just always hear " darn it can we stop being friends and date already"... NO!

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

i'm going to marry ty...he promised me i could be his 3rd wife

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

he's only interested in you because you're short

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

that doesn't make any sense though, he told me that you were going to be wife number 2...so it can't be a short thing.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

oh, look at that....i got a special instant message promoting me to wife number one...sorry dan, guess that means your wife number 3

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

i found this very funny and with the funny tag attatached to it i finally knew why.... its just funny.

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