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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

a quote from billy madison comes to mind, but--yeah, dan once told me that all the internet is--is links to naked pics! i don't what kinda links he was encountering exactly, but he's right. the internet is a huge waste of space. a huge display of millions of people striving after the wind, all day, everyday. and as for the rain--i'm just glad it isn't raining anymore! i remember for a while i had a few busy weekends, visited some cities and so forth and all it did was pour and pour and pour. it poured for like 46 weekends in a row and i was "swoll." anyway, yeah...oxygen and air--SO different...

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