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cerbrato cerbratoOG 2002

I worked alot, gained 35 pounds, bought a new GTI, got a girlfriend, am now crazily popular, threw a huge party and then bullcrapped a comment on ezabel!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH...that's awesome...35 pounds...AHAHHAHA...yo this was the summer crazy hot girls appeared out of nowhere, and i could tell they only wnted to be friends to get cerrato's number.

bozo bozoFounder

i don't believe any of it.

malibu malibuOG 2001

while rereading this it was a very funny thought. cerrato actually throw a party instead of crashing one???? the thought was too far fetched.

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