dude, this is gonna sound crazy. and i know you don't know me well or anything. but i had a dream i was kung fu fighting you and you were beating me. i couldn't kick very high because i had jeans on. and you had a girlfriend standing nearby and i grabbed her and held a pencil to her neck, like i was gonna kill her and you stopped. it was all very matrixy. neat, eh?
really. of course i was beating you , thats no newsbreak... but holding a pencil to my girls neck.. dude... next time in your dream.. i'm going to kill you just for that. JERK ! i hate you.
for THAT, sonny chiba, in my next thai kung fu duel i'm gonna throw pencils like shurikens at your girlfriend until she looks like a pin cushion.