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skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

dude! don't drag me into your lame jokes!

Anyway, here's my story

Ugh, yesterday Bob dragged me into seeing Matt's Hideous Moles come back from the Dermatologist! Part 2! . I knew I was going to hate it, but he promised it was good and convinced me to spend the 9 bucks to see it. It was truly vile. The worst part was how you realized that even if matt had one mole removed every two months, you would see them until 2027. Afterwards, we went to a smokey diner we were served by the HAIRIEST armed man i'd ever seen. And then, just as we were going outside, we bumped into Omega "The Greek Kid N'Play" Tweeter. Dude, that kid scares me like seeing Mike in the morning.

Now let's see how good you are, make this into a funny story!

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