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iwz iwz

Ugh, yesterday rock supastar dragged me into seeing Tizzomb Rizzaider 2. I knew I was going to hate it, but he promised it was good and convinced me to spend the 9 bucks to see it. ..... Afterwards, we went to a smokey diner and the food was terrible! So I punched the waiter in the face and ran away! (of course I left a sign that said "sorry my poopies" on the chair after I smeared poo all over the seat.) Then I punched rock supastar in the teeth and stole my 9 dollar back and went to see Glitter! I ordered a LARGE MILK!!! .....

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

cooooome onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.... i only found it funny because it used my material. jerk ! but it was funny. hahaah

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