Directions to my house:

Ok, for people who like 287: Take 287N to Rt. 208 South- get off at the Russell ave exit, go back over the highway, follow that to the stop sign, make a left. Follow that through the town of Wyckoff, go through 3 lights until you can't go anymore, and make a left onto Wyckoff Ave. Go through one light (it may be blinking or solid, depending), through one more light at Pulis Ave. (you'll see a deli there...next to it is our KH. If you get lost, stop here and call me.) Continue on, down 2 more streets to Fardale Ave, make a left, go 3 streets to Fardale Ave, make a right. Take that to the end, make a right. your next right is Winding Trail...my house is #31.

For the Parkway North- take that to exit 160. Left at the light, follow signs for Rt. 4W/208 North. Get on 208, get off at Russell Ave, follow the above directions, except, dont' go back over the highway. Duh.

For Rt 17- you should know already. stop asking stupid questions.

For 87S- I'm getting tired of typing. Use mapquest.

For the Palisades Parkway- you should be driving on a real road, not pointless little "i'm a yuppie look at my BMW" roads.