Not to many people know this... but...
I am asian
I like Rice
I like taking cameras wearing plaid shorts
I eat dog, cat, and sometimes worms for dessert
I dont wear shoes in my house, only flip flops
I can barely see thru life because my eyes are squinty
I am amazing at math.. i discovered the fibonnachi sequence and PHI. not
PI. but PHI.
I have SARS
I have a lot of family, because every asian on the street is either my
brother, cousin, dad, or mom...
and people like to point it out, because I rarely ever recognize my own
family
I am a great translator... because whenever there's an asian symbol or when
people go ' ching ching chang ' I automatically know what it means
I own a Honda
I Know kung fu, karate, ju jitsu, tae bo, taw kwon do, fist of fury, toes
of titanium, elbows of enormosity, and I can catch flies with chopsticks
I add 'son' to everyones name.
oh and i'm deeeeeead sexy.
and your short and we drive the same exact car color!
wait, i have SARS!!!
ew this one tmobile rep calls me sars cus she thinks Forreste sounds like it when i say it
can we call you FARS? or is it still FORZT?
hahaha who knows-i've been called frestivus the most lately
or tom hanks?