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sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002

Yeah Can You Give Me Directions To Get To Your House From LOS ANGELES???

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

sure. no problem.

Directions from LA:

Drive to LAX. Wonder why a airport is named the abbreviation for laxitive. get on plane. watch tv. drool. go to the bathroom. ask "are we there yet"? get told "no we didn't take off yet."

6 hours later-

land in newark. watch out for poeple with guns. inquire "which way to mahwah?" be scared when people laugh at you. get back on plane.

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002

oh thank you kindly so how much will this laxitive cost

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

well, dan doesnt have to drink any of that stuff, just feed him milk and cheese, and he is well on his way.

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