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tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

i want to know who LOVES their job, and what do they do?

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

its me, i train killer whales.........oh darn, i'm dreaming again

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

i want to train midgets... we can open up a Orca/Midget training company.
You train the whales to jump through loops and flip.
While I teach the midgets to tie my shoes, so I never have to bend down to do that ever again

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

hey! no making fun of midgets! i take personally offence!

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