I heard that if you stick a twinkie in the Microwave it sparks! It's like sticking a CD in there, or metal!
actually this is just a joke. I thought twinkies were indestructable AND in-expire-able. Hmm, actually the only food that doesn't need an expiration date is Honey, and that's the truth
so technically honey could last a thousand years?
funniest thing to microwave are peeps
or any other marshmellow-based candy. Where did the name "marshmellow" come from anyway?
it's actually marshmallow. looked it up, and turns out there's a plant called a marsh mallow (mallow be of the genus Malva), and originally marshmallows were made from the root of the plant. now, of course, they're made of sugar.
what happens if you microwave em?
a big boom!!!!!!!!