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omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

i remember i went over my cousin's house, and i was real hungry. so i looked around the kitchen. saw some bread. now all i needed was somethin to make a sandwich with. i look in the cabinets and waddya know... peanut butter! so i'm like oki doki, this'll do. the peanut butter smelt kinda funny.. but i thought oh well! then i was about to finish the whole sandwich until i was lookin at the jar and noticed that it expired a year ago. i was like aw crap. i threw out my sandwich and didn't wanna eat anymore. my burps tasted like peanut butter, but strangely i never threw up, thank goodness.

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