what is the story behind the Transformer's origin? anyone know? (WITHOUT googling). Like how on another planet did machines beings just start to exist (were they created, did they "evolve") that...

Ahh easy easy. The planet was ruled my HOMO - SAPIENT type people. The queen one day was brought a gift statue from one of her peasents... it was a metallic man. LIttle did she know the gods struck...

ok this sounds perfectly logical, but I just have *one* problem, how'd they get so big? wouldn't they be like human-sized when in anthropological form? And then like miniature car-sized when they'r...

because the mother of all these things had great super amazing mammary glands that produced a milk that was like castro gtx for this things and made them grow big and strong.