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skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i propose there be nothing but milk jokes

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

vote for me dan and i'll ban milk jokes!

haha i feel like i'm running for school president or sumthing

malibu malibuOG 2001

man, you are way too power hungry. no way do you get to be a moderator in this too. every comment would say how we bake pies and cakes to give to hilldan because we love him. but actually we just make them with milk to see if he'll get *nasely* when he eats a slice.

tinser tinserOG 2002

if you vote for me dan, i'll come up with an anti-lactose intolerant drug for you!

malibu malibuOG 2001

that's cheating!!! courtney there is nothing wrong with dan's imperfections. its not his fault he was born weird. maybe jehovah will fix it for him in the future.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

maybe jehovah will fix it for me?? what's that about?

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jollycandymanOG 2001

face it dan.... you have a problem....and your a bad person

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