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rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

I fell asleep one time at the wheel, cept when my head went forward, i nailed my forhead on the stick shift and it woke up... cept, anyone behind me probably thought i was a jake in the box, the way my head shot up all of sudden... lol

bizarret bizarretOG 2003

that must have been entertaining for the people behind you. what, seeing the world's first ever jake in the box, and all.

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