I'm usually better with this, but, for some reason only three come to mind right at the moment.

"Statistics show that 9 out of 10 people, don't believe in statistics."
-From a radio commercial I heard. Pretty witty if I may say so.

"Speech is alive - literally alive - because speaking, is the speaker."
-D. Alexander

"All that is matter, matters."
-One that I made up myself