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omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

hey dan, can you have cheez-its?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

what do you think, genius?? think they use soy-cheese?? or GOAT cheese?

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

baaaaa.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

That's sheep! Sheep don't have cheese.

malibu malibuOG 2001

but they have milk.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

but wait, then wat do goats say? moo?

malibu malibuOG 2001

no silly they say baaaaa. but they make goats milk. not cows milk.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I don't think goats really go "baa" it's more like "raaah!"

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i've always known goats and cheerleaders were related

malibu malibuOG 2001 fivezero

hahahaaaha. that was awesome!!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 fivezero

Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 thatdarngirl

omg! at our pep rally, a cheerleader almost fell when the other cheerleaders lifted her up. it was pretty funny!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 omegatweeter

My sister told me at their pep rally the other day the same cheerleader fell twice.

she probably had her mind somewhere else haha.

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