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frobro Oct 15, 2003

Winston Churchill said this quote when a woman criticized him for being drunk at a party, "I may be drunk but your ugly. Tomorrow morning I'll be sober and you will still be ugly."

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i heard it as a joke : I came stumbling out of a bar and past a woman who said to me " YOU SIR ARE A DRUNK ! " so I said " Well YOU MA'AM are UGLY, but at least when I wake up.. I'll be SOBER ! "

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