you've got to dance like nobody's watching, and love like it's never going to hurt. i have no idea who said that, sorry. for funny ones, google "deep thoughts by jack handey"

Deep thoughts can be very amusing sometimes

Here are some Deep Thoughts--- It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set ...