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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

did your wife run and get a pair of shorts for you to wear or something? or didja just lie there naked whole time?

iwz iwz

read the first sentence again: Samantha sent me this story I nearly dropped a brick when I read it.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

oh boy! good eye, man. lol. i was thinking--wow, this kid's married!? and my next question was gonna be if he had to get his fro shaved off.

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