look, i created myself a girlfriend!!

wow matt shes hot.. if only she really existed hahah
Her eyebrows don't match her hair color.
if they did that'd be scary
wow, cornrows are hot.... NO
she's got thunder thighs....
hardly!
you diss my girl again sucka and ima kill you!
whoa, don't make me come into that alternate reality and e-b-slap you. I thought it meant she had bangin thighs. don't worry, my only complaint is the breadlocks...
e-b-slap. wow. i wish i could do that to lots of people. bill gates has several coming. *you've got mail--THWAKT*
are you serious?! so what are normal thighs to you, broomsticks?
yeah, i think so too