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thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder funny

look, i created myself a girlfriend!!

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

wow matt shes hot.. if only she really existed hahah

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Her eyebrows don't match her hair color.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

if they did that'd be scary

bizarret bizarretOG 2003

wow, cornrows are hot.... NO

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

she's got thunder thighs....

iwz iwz

hardly!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

you diss my girl again sucka and ima kill you!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

whoa, don't make me come into that alternate reality and e-b-slap you. I thought it meant she had bangin thighs. don't worry, my only complaint is the breadlocks...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

e-b-slap. wow. i wish i could do that to lots of people. bill gates has several coming. *you've got mail--THWAKT*

bizarret bizarretOG 2003

are you serious?! so what are normal thighs to you, broomsticks?

iwz iwz

maybe he meant thunder like BEWM yeaaaah

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

woaaah..ian, what's got into you lately?? what would your grandmother say if she saw that?? hahah

tinser tinserOG 2002

yeah, i think so too

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