"blindly rising at a violent rate of speed, with the full weight of a kitten hanging from my masculine region." ... i once experienced this.. but rather it was a hamster.. .. point is.. the weight of a cat.. dangling from your man dispenser.. that just ain't kosher.. by no means.. is it alright.
johnny carson: goodnight, folks! we will no longer be on the air after tonights show..
*ed mcmahon laugh*
perfect, peter. thats exactly how i imagined it!