Anything by Blues Traveler's..John Popper is sooooooo clever

"It doesn't matter what I say
As long as I sing with inflection
That makes you feel I'll convey
Some inner truth or vast reflection"

"Loaded up the TV in the back of my car
Have fun watching the VCR"

" 'Fools,' said I, 'do you not know
Silence like a cancer grows.' "

"Communication?
A telephonic invasion
I'm manning my escape."

"It's a thousand pages give or take a few
I'll be writing more in a week or two
I can make it longer if you like the style
I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer"

and many more...